Which Shonen Manga Author Should You Fight
Akira Toriyama: You could fight him but why would you do that do him? Dragonball GT already happened and that was the biggest punch in kidneys to the guy, and anyways, he’s Akira goddamn Toriyama, he’s in the money so much that if you punched him, he’d forget about you in 4 seconds.
Masashi Kishimoto: Definitely fight him if you get the chance. His punches are like his character writing: weak. He won’t be able to damage you whereas you could obliterate him with a couple punches because god knows after Boruto is out, he’ll only be a shell of the man he used to be
Hirohiko Araki:HE’S A VAMPIRE!! DON’T FIGHT HIM!! DON’T FIGHT VAMPIRES!! THEY’RE SCARY!! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!
ONE: Dude no one even knows who the fuck he is and he’s hella damn successful and he’s at least 7000 times funnier than you. He’s already shitting on your whole life. You can’t even touch ONE.
Kohei Horikoshi: Our guy just got started here, he had to feel the crushing failure of Barrage, why would you fight this guy he’s so young and he needs to live. Please don’t fight Horikoshi.
Yoshihiro Togashi: Don’t fight Togashi, just DRAWING Hunter X Hunter is kicking his ass, spare him. He’s so tired.
Hiro Mashima: Dude you really don’t have to fight Mashima, he draws dollar-store One Piece, Oda’s already living his whole life. Mashima isn’t really worth your time. If you wanna fight him though, I understand.
Tite Kubo: Please seek out Kubo and fight him. Fucking break his sunglasses, and make sure you pull the headphones blasting Three Days Grace out of his ears too so he can hear you shattering his entire ego. Punch him so hard he gains talent. Punch him so hard that he just drops Bleach and starts ZombiePowder again. Punch him so hard he becomes an accountant.
Eiichiro Oda: If you punch Oda, you’ll literally be an enemy of the country of Japan. Oda could end your entire life if you just looked at him wrong. If you breathed in an annoying way, Oda could have you drawn and quartered in Shibuya, but y’know what? He won’t do any of those things. He’s such a nice guy he’ll literally laugh and give you ¥ 300,000 because it made him laugh so much. He’ll buy you a steak and tell you about his favorite Dragonball character if you step on his shoes. Sure you could fight him but he’d repay you in friendship and you’d have to live with that guilt. I don’t know if you’re ready for that. Don’t fight Eiichiro Oda.
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